I often hear new parents say their kid is basically perfect. (Maaaaaybe I fall into this category too, maybe) The new baby has a great temperament, sleeps through the night, eats well, is always smiling and laughing. You know, they’re so perfect it convinces them to have another… They hedge their bets and have another. And the exact opposite happens, obviously. They don’t sleep or eat, they cry every 2 seconds. They basically lose their sanity, forever. Well, I took my chances…
No, I’m not pregnant.
But my Ultimate S’Mores Anniversary Cake had a baby!!!! Because the offspring of a cake is a bar, right?!?! Just humor me, thanks. Sooooo, Happy Mother’s Day S’More Cake!
Speaking of Mother’s Day, I requested ice cream, for breakfast, in bed. Yep, that’s just how I roll. In addition to the ice cream I requested… I’d like the scraps that I saved from the bars to be sprinkled on top.
Jon, are you reading this? The scraps are in a ziplock bag in the back of the freezer, hidden. Paaaahleeeeease say you’re reading this?!?! Don’t make me beg. Oh wait, I think I just did. Oh well, I’m not above begging. Clearly.
I made these bars for the ‘Share our Strength’ Bake Sale a couple weeks ago, which is why it has a cute little label on it (I designed the label and printed it on old paper grocery bags, cheap and easy!). If you want to make these for a large crowd or a bake sale, just double the recipe (that’s actually what I did for the bake sale).
The bars have 7 layers, but this time I only used about 4 sticks of butter. Which is a drastic downgrade from the 7 sticks that were in the s’more cake. The layering of the s’mores bars is:
Brownie
Graham Crackers
Cheesecake
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Chocolate Ganache
Mini Mallows
Graham Cracker Crumbs
The ultimate s’more bars aren’t difficult to make, I promise. But they do require quite a few dishes, counter space and some forethought to execute properly. Make each layer at a time starting with the brownies. Then put away the all the brownies ingredients, and move on to the next layer, and so on. Tackling each layer at a time might help these seem less overwhelming. PS, that’s not the way I do it. I turn my kitchen into a disaster zone, then hope someone will have pity on me and come clean up after me. Usually that’s when Jon rides in on his white horse and rescues me. Bless him.
Ingredients
- 1/2 batch of brownies
- 1 sleeves graham crackers (about 10 crackers)
- 1/2 batch of cookies
- 8 oz block cream cheese
- 1 can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk
- 1 egg
- 1/2 cup heavy cream
- 1 cup chocolate chips
- Mini Marshmallows, and crumble the remaining crackers to sprinkle on top.
Instructions
Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line a 9×13 inch pans with tinfoil and spray with nonstick spray.
*The tinfoil makes it easy to remove the bars from the pan and makes cutting super easy.
Mix the brownie batter and pour it into the prepared pan.
Lay graham crackers on top.
Mix the cheesecake ingredients with a hand mixer and pour the batter onto the graham crackers.
Mix the cookie dough and drop spoonfuls onto the cheesecake batter.
Bake for about 45 minutes, until the cookie dough is pretty golden brown and the cheesecake layer no longer jiggles when you gently shake the the pan.
Allow the bars to cool completely before lifting them out of the pan.
To make the ganache, heat the heavy cream on the stove over medium heat. Do not allow it to boil. Turn off the heat and add the chocolate chips. Let the chips sit in the hot cream for about 5 minutes, then whisk until all the chips are smooth and melted. Allow to cool slightly, then pour over the bars.
Sprinkle the bars with the mini mallows and graham cracker crumbs. (I pressed the toppings into the ganache very lightly with the palm of my hand to make sure the topping really stuck to the bars). You can chill the bars at the point to speed along the cooling of the ganache.
DO NOT cut the bars until the ganache is COMPLETELY cool. Well, you can, but the ganache will be gooey, runny and messy. When you cut the bars, use a large knife, and I even ran my knife under hot water so it would glide through nicely.
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Lining the tray with either tin foil of parchment paper makes removing the bars from the pan really each. Just lift them out, slice, then serve.
A 13×9 inch pan makes 12 HUGE bars. And by HUGE I mean, theyre almost the size of my phone!
The little curly ball of energy that calls me mom, yaaaaa, she’s pretty rad!
















Your bars look amazing! I’m a sucker for s’mores. And your daughter…. oh my god. I’m hoping when my 8 month old gets hair it comes in curly and blonde like that. SO precious!
That tag is such cute idea! I want a bar, or two, now. :) Love your sweet lil girl :)
Maybe one day all the kids can play, and we can eat s’mores and have cocktails. Juuuust sayin, it doesn’t sound too shabby ;)
Woah! I love it! :D
Nom nom. What’s better than chocolate and marshmallows????
I’m expecting ultimate s’mores cookies next year. ;-)
Your wish if my command!
So awesome, Julia! Love your little labels too, did you make those?
Thanks Cassie! Yes I did, using old grocery bags.
the labels, the bars, the baby at the end of the post!!! all of it is perfect!! :)
Holy, this certainly does look like the perfect bar! Yum!
These make me want to have a baby so that I have an excuse to make these and eat them on Sunday morning! Oh wait. I’m an adult. I don’t NEED an excuse. THESE ROCK!
You’re killing me, Julia! It’s 5:20AM and I’m just staring at these bars instead of leaving for the gym!
haaaahaha!!!!! Hope you made it to the gym :)
Gorgeous as always.
Thought maybe you were joining the pregnant food bloggers club—a new one pops up every day!
So you’re mailing me a huge box of these bars, right? YUM!
Love the picture of you and W. She’s beautiful!
S’more bars the size of my phone? Oh heaven help me!! Those look insanely delicious!! Love that you printed your cute tags on grocery bags…gotta remember that one:-) Your little one is so stinking cute…I love love love her blonde curls!!!
I specially love the individually wrapped package you had for the bake sale. They look yummy! A must try!
I love this nice, light, airy, low cal dessert :)
Mind-blowing! Saw it on FG and although there are tons of recipes within recipes, worth it one day to make this!
HOLY AMAZEBALLS! pardon me while I mop up my drool. i need to make these dangerously delicious bars. my friends will love me!! hahahaha. so stoked i came across your blog. :)
btw, your little one is adorable!! happy weekend-ing!
xx Love & Aloha
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your girl is so sweet! How old is she?
my daughter was the nicest baby of all, that until she turned 2. Since then she has turned into this super-baby with super energy levels!
I think I need some of these bars in my life, to make my day go smoother :)
Love how big these bars are!!!!!!
Someone shared this post on Google Plus and I want to eat these. They look amazing and I LOVE s’mores.
Oh, I love s’mores…I’ve tried making bars before myself but they just didn’t turn out…I need to try these, now!
did the bars you tried have fluff in them? I’m curious because I saw a recipe for that, but it just didn’t seem like it would work, presentation wise. Taste, sure, I bet they’d be yummy though!
I would really appreciate it if your Ultimate S’More Anniversary Cake could come on over to my house and have it’s babies in my kitchen. I’d be really grateful! Because I want these bad! Love the little labels you made!
These bars look amazing! I love the little tags you made too – perfect for a bake sale!
YUMMY bars!! Your daughter is so cute? You should have captioned it. :-)
Oh my gosh really right now? These look AMAZING. Like really you could easily sell these (on Etsy maybe?) and make a ton. Yum, I’m craving a campfire now.
So I’ve been following you on twitter for like, ever, and then somehow I didn’t ever actually see your blog. How is this possible!? Anyways, I’m glad pinterest finally led me here. I LOVE it. Love love love it. These bars look amazing!
ha, funny how we can follow someone on twitter, or wherever and never even realize we haven’t checked out there blog. I TOTALLY know how that goes! Thanks for such a nice compliment though :)